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  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: DEleting Jokes

    Started by alanD‎, 14th-October-2007 05:17 PM
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  1. Big bum?

    "Does my bum look big in this dress?" my wife asked this morning. I said "No, but the dress does look quite small on your arse".

    Started by rebbonk‎, Yesterday 10:59 AM
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  2. Here's a thought...

    Why would I agree to no sex before marriage if there's none after?

    Started by rebbonk‎, Yesterday 10:58 AM
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  3. Doug Smith is on his deathbed

    Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him. So, he says to them: ...

    Started by whipitquick‎, 21st-July-2014 11:56 AM
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  4. She's going to leave me

    My wife was about to leave me because she caught me wearing her clothes. "I can change!" I shouted as she slammed the front door.

    Started by rebbonk‎, 20th-July-2014 10:51 AM
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  5. Reading

    Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a van and ended up in the hospital. His best friend Morris came to visit him. Bernie struggles to...

    Started by rebbonk‎, 20th-July-2014 10:50 AM
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  6. I think your the father of one of my fids.

    I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says...

    Started by andsome‎, 20th-July-2014 10:00 AM
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  7. Golf

    I was watching The Open golf today at Royal Liverpool. It's the only course on the open circuit you can't declare a lost ball, it has to be...

    Started by rebbonk‎, 19th-July-2014 12:42 PM
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  8. England first friendly after The World Cup

    Roy Hodgson has arrange England first friendly after The World Cup We are to play Iceland at Wembley on the 16th of August, and if all goes well we...

    Started by whipitquick‎, 18th-July-2014 10:11 PM
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  9. The Mens Room

    In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.A nurse noticed his...

    Started by valentine‎, 15th-July-2014 08:06 AM
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    15th-July-2014 07:24 PM Go to last post
  10. Ladies Golf

    One morning three women are golfing on the fourth green when suddenly a guy runs by wearing nothing but a bag over his head. As he passes by the...

    Started by John o Wirral‎, 14th-July-2014 10:27 AM
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  11. My Wife....

    ...Reminds me of Brazil. Kicks off every two minutes!

    Started by tuesdays child‎, 13th-July-2014 10:57 AM
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  12. Mormons called...

    I went to the door the other day and there was two gentlemen standing there looking very neat and tidy. I asked them what they wanted and they told...

    Started by whipitquick‎, 12th-July-2014 01:38 PM
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  13. Some skills you never forget

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    Started by valentine‎, 11th-July-2014 08:35 AM
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  14. World cup refunds

    After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that travelled to ...

    Started by rebbonk‎, 8th-July-2014 10:01 AM
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  15. Nice dress

    My wife was looking at an evening dress and asked me what I thought, "It's lovely, " I said, "do they have it in your shape?"

    Started by rebbonk‎, 4th-July-2014 11:22 AM
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    4th-July-2014 10:07 PM Go to last post
  16. JAPANESE SEX

    A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex: Husband: Sukitaki. Wife replies: Kowanini! Husband...

    Started by John o Wirral‎, 27th-June-2014 12:18 PM
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  17. Wink English humour.....

    For those who do not listen to the 'Today' programme on Radio 4, this is English humour at its best. Right at the end of a programme recently,...

    Started by Lottie‎, 23rd-June-2014 10:38 AM
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  18. Let them eat cake....

    CAKE OR BED .. A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL MATCH WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, 'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?...

    Started by Lottie‎, 22nd-June-2014 11:00 AM
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    22nd-June-2014 10:23 PM Go to last post
  19. Enjoy the weather

    Make the most of the weather for the next couple of days, we're expecting a shower from Brazil later in the week

    Started by rebbonk‎, 22nd-June-2014 07:02 AM
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  20. Who's been eating my porrige

    ..It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table....

    Started by alanD‎, 20th-June-2014 07:15 PM
    • Replies: 0
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